/*
 * jQuery Hotkeys Plugin
 * Copyright 2010, John Resig
 * Dual licensed under the MIT or GPL Version 2 licenses.
 *
 * Based upon the plugin by Tzury Bar Yochay:
 * http://github.com/tzuryby/hotkeys
 *
 * Original idea by:
 * Binny V A, http://www.openjs.com/scripts/events/keyboard_shortcuts/
*/
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jQuery Browser Plugin
	* Version 2.3
	* 2008-09-17 19:27:05
	* URL: http://jquery.thewikies.com/browser
	* Description: jQuery Browser Plugin extends browser detection capabilities and can assign browser selectors to CSS classes.
	* Author: Nate Cavanaugh, Minhchau Dang, & Jonathan Neal
	* Copyright: Copyright (c) 2008 Jonathan Neal under dual MIT/GPL license.
*/
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 * jQuery Konami code trigger v. 0.1
 *
 * Copyright (c) 2009 Joe Mastey
 * Dual licensed under the MIT and GPL licenses:
 *   http://www.opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php
 *   http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl.html
 */
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